21 junio 2007

Pequeña obra en tres actos

Obertura
Sujeto de abundante cabellera enrulada rondando los 45 años se acoda en la barra donde El Yaya, El Barman de Escasa Estatura y yo compartimos amena charla. Bebe impunemente del vaso del Yaya.

Intermezzo
El sujeto escucha detenidamente los males de amores del Barman de Escasa Altura y, en postura de superado, declama:

-Mi mujer trabaja en una whiskería y no me importa, yo acepto su trabajo-

En una mesa del fondo dos señoritas de 20 años charlan y beben desde hace un par de horas.

Fin
Una de las señoritas que bebían al fondo se acerca, fibrón en mano, y se ofrese a dibujar nuestros cuerpos, proposición que es rechazada por todos salvo por el sujeto.
Le dibuja un ojo en el ombligo y una clave de sol en la mano.

El Yaya lanza su veredicto y obtiene su respuesta:

-Negro, te va a matar tu mujer cuando llegues a tu casa-

-¡¡¡Que me va a decir esa hija de puta, si se la pasa chupando pijas toda la noche!!!- Acto seguido estalla en incontrolable llanto que ninguno de nosotros tres está dispuesto a soportar

25 comentarios:

Noelia dijo...

Lo que un hombre enamorado puede soportar es realmente admirable y masoquista.
Me sorprende lo de los fibrones ¿indelebles?¿con alcohol?.

Esther dijo...

Qué triste cuando las personas se pierden así... ...cuando no comprenden, no saben valorar lo bello que es el tener un amor eterno y para siempre, éso sí que es especial, es magia... ...a mí esas relaciones me parecen muy tristes, no me gustaría nada vivir una así.

Un saludito.

Esther dijo...

Digo que son tristes esas relaciones como la que describes en tu post, muy vacías y te hacen muy infeliz. Si tuviera una así, seguramente me sentiría muy desgraciada :(

Saluditos.

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si no tiene ganas de cruzarse con gente que necesita consuelo no se pasee por las calles porteñas, esta semana me asaltaron viejas, locos que me gritaron y casi pegaron, y perdidos al auxilio.

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"ah no! si yo soy màs boluda que una torcaza!" esa es mi frase de estos dìas. Cuando esperaba el bondi pensaba en mi comenteario anterior y: "pero si el tipo es BARTENDER!!!! los espectàculos que se mangia son un poroto al lado de mi vida con un par de personajes buscando consuelo"

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Celebro el regreso del bartender al universo de los blog... aunque poco celebro que un nick temporal se haya convertido en mi identidad dentro de su oscuro mundo. De ahora en más, lo asumire con resignacion...

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